SIKE! We’d never do that to your hair.
Congrats on making this far to the end of the joke – you’ve uncovered the punchline before a lot of other folks!
Thinking out of the box is a good thing, but that’s not always the case.
So, no, there’s no cat shit shampoo we’re trying to sell you.
What we do have is a brand-new (and more importantly, real) hair care line called Peptide Protection.
What’s Peptide Protection about?
- A special peptide-based formulation that supports hair health from the root up.
- Molecular-level hair repair and hydration to restore shine, shape, and strength.
- Formulated for daily use, including a daily-use conditioner and leave-in mask.
- Most suitable for hair that’s been damaged by heat or chemical treatments.

There’s no need to go to extremes – all we need is the right product.
By the way, we have other hair care lines as well, formulated for different needs. But they all have one thing in common – they’re safe for everyday use!
Because you’re one of the few who found this secret page, we want to give you 20% off the Peptide Protection line and all other shampoos and conditioners. Just use the code HAIRFOOL at checkout.
Happy April Fool’s! 😜